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All about our least favorite Dragon that was probably driving the boat.

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My name is Kevin
And I love money
Greed is good
You need to get some sonny

I work the market
To pay my rent
Your start-up funds for
51 percent

Chorus:

Amanda knickers
Are beckoning me
But the Lang stock exchange
Has too high a fee
Some call me dragon
But I’m really a shark
Sharpening my jaws
While my Bentley is parked

Some silly people
Think that charity’s good
But the ultra-rich despise
Poor Robin Hood

While others say
Best things in life are free
I think you want them more
When they come with a fee

Religious say
The meek inherit the earth
But that’s a poor yard-stick
To measure net worth

A needle eye knows
How much a camel drank
While the rich man saves
at the Vatican bank

My TV wife’s the
Architect of reason
But cold hard cash
Is good in any season

I’m not concerned about
Redemption from doom
Just cuddling my money
At the height of the boom

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from Synchophrenagoraphobicexpialatrocious, released April 29, 2020

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Alex Audette Guelph, Ontario

Alex Audette is an acupuncturist with a few points to make via music.

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